Funny conversations

I try really hard to remember some of the funny things that Mitchell says. Here are 3 from this previous week:

One day while riding in my car, Mitchell noticed a white access card that I use to get into the parking area at work. It looks just like our pool access card. This is the conversation that we had:
Mitchell: Why do you have the pool card in your car?
Me: It's not the pool card. It's for work.
Mitchell: You have a pool at work??!

Mitchell: I want to see Granddad on TV.
Me: What could he do to be on TV?
Mitchell: Play golf.
Me: Only the really, really good golfers play on TV. It's the same with baseball and football.
Mitchell: Is Granddad the best?


The remote to the DVD is stuck in between 2 sections of our sectional couch. We haven't figured out how to get it out without moving the sections completely apart, so I just use the buttons on the front of the DVD player instead. Over the weekend, I started a Charlie Brown movie for Mitchell. First I had to choose Main Menu, then I chose the story he wanted to see. Then I sat down. That is when I realized that I still had to choose "Play" in order for the story to start.

Me: Good grief!
Mitchell: That is what Charlie Brown always says!